From the Files of You Can't Make This Stuff Up: the Danish Seagrass Casket Scam
Dear Bruce Perkins (if that is your real name),
The first sign that your ridiculous scam involving "purchasing" five seagrass caskets and shipping them to Denmark was going to fail? You tried to pull it on Caitlin Doughty and Amber Carvaly. The former has mad social media access, and the latter is apparently a bad ass when dealing with scammers.
Good cautionary tale for the rest of us - not all scammers are pretending to be Nigerian princes online.